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Inu Demotivational Poster


So -


TAGS: linux
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:37 am
'You're', and, 'overseas'.
deorath - September 13, 2013, 11:26 am
iI's a shame my too stupid to use Linux? Idiot.


PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




I LOVE EXERCISE -


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:15 am
I would still tap that, I'm chubby too!
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


PROTONS HAVE MASS? -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

falloutghoul - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm
"I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."


THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows tits
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like penis, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet porn?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.




EPIC FACEPALM - When your face supercedes your palms integer in relation to fail and rips a hole in the spacetime continuum.


TAGS: epic facepalm fail spacetime continuum
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by LucasI34

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:09 am
When the fail is so bad, part of your head spontaneously morphs into Patrick Stewart.


SHIT HAPPENS - This wouldn't happen if you were running Linux




30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.




cynosure -


TAGS: day hour minute
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:23 am
Awe5ome as always
MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:14 pm
sry, couldn't give it 6L, had to go with 5, awesome poster
Airman - March 30, 2014, 9:11 pm
and 5 more
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:02 pm
A definite 5 from me!
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 5:04 pm
I'm repeating myself when it comes to your posters 5ho. Superb.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 4:56 pm
Wow, and then some. 5&F


LAUNDRY -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 5:18 pm

Thanks! I'm happy to learn you like them. I've always loved pin-up art. Most examples denote a certain feistiness in the women portrayed. I like to think that's part of what makes them so appealing.
Reality Lord - March 20, 2012, 5:12 pm

i gotta agree with gary...love the series
gas - March 20, 2012, 2:45 pm
LOL! and in a manner inversely proportional to the number of clean clothes you have left
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 11:23 am

Thanks, GaryO!~
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:30 am
Love this series, Linda. And this buxom babe is no exception. M-M-M-M-M


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by sexyrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


DREAMING -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mariand - March 24, 2012, 3:29 am
nicely done... same idea with less votes 150197...lol
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:44 pm

Well, maybe not...
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:43 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:26 am
Make it three...I'll be raking leave5....WOOF!


SEXUAL HARRASSMENT -


TAGS: will be graded pinup humor
Rating: 4.81/5

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lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 10:25 am

Yeah, GAryO, I expect there was a whole lot of rotor noise to be contended with~~followed by spontateous breakages and long silence.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:11 am
Ol’ Howard sure knew his aerodynamics. But, alas, he hadn’t figured on the turbulence from those pesky hypersonic flows….


WHAT IF - you saw this in real life


TAGS: somacruz95 inuyasha
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by somacruz95

somacruz95 - December 5, 2009, 1:41 am
oh fuck acid trip
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Sweet relief, Zed.
Zed - December 3, 2009, 1:06 am
I'd immediately call for an ambulance, since seeing things in 2-D black and white is NOT normal, and probably a sign that pesky aneurysm has finally popped...
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
i'd cut myself and try raus hial (anyone who has read inheritence series knows wtf i'm talking about (the eragon books))
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
I'd probably try to figure out who slipped me the LSD.
somacruz95 - December 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
personally id hitsa bricks


PUBLIC SERVICE -


TAGS: pinup art
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:45 pm
"Fez likes likes them big, Fez likes them tall, Fez likes them all."
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2012, 9:56 pm
Never did cotton to stringbean girls, much prefer women with some meat on they bonez.
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 2:38 pm
We could use more plump girls that look this good!
GaryO - April 2, 2012, 9:32 am
‘Plump’ is such a comely word, a wonderfully comely word…. Ode to ‘Plump’… WOOF, WOOF WOOF WOOF! and WOOF evermore


LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit gay.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my ass kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


ENERGY -


TAGS: sex and running pinup humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:47 am
I s’pose I could slow down ‘sorry, bye’ to auctioneer’s pace, but then I be inclined to add ‘um bedda bid bedda bee bedda wooooo dooba dee bedda bee....sold’, and that could present a risk of facial harm......
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 12:13 am

Thanks, Bone!~~
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 12:13 am

And I suppose you sound like a tobacco auctioneer?
BoneCD - April 11, 2012, 5:03 pm
LMAO
GaryO - April 11, 2012, 1:25 pm
30 seconds??? Oh...yeah.....the apology..


PSYCHICS - Why don't you ever hear of one winning the lottery?


TAGS: frauds 1 99 minute
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by WTFO

JesusWept - October 3, 2012, 2:49 pm
LOL good one! 5 lions
WTFO - February 5, 2012, 2:43 pm
Wow. Now that's an old joke Cloud.
CloudchaserS - February 3, 2012, 12:57 am
A psychic once told me where I could find my stolen bicycle. Turns out the Alamo doesn't have a basement.


ALUMINUM FOIL - Protecting your belongings from alien attack one sheet at a time




BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by forseti

matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.


TAGS: nighthawk nighthawks anime manga fullmetal alchemist naruto inu yasha inuyasha
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by jalford

MasterMachine - September 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Anyone else notice Picachu in da background???


TEACH A GIRL TO FISH -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - March 30, 2012, 8:11 pm
OH-H-H-H-H no she won’t Got a picture of her boat and motor?


COMMUNICATION - Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood




OF COURSE YOUR LAUNDRY'S DONE -


TAGS: pinup girl humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GySgt1811a - March 12, 2012, 10:39 pm
Yes..Vargas & Gil Hibben; ever the best.
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:21 pm

I love these old pin-ups. They're beautiful and always so sassy!~
carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 12, 2012, 12:59 pm
And the ashes of my heart lie scattered at your feet. (Dear Ms Ig, you've just got to stop all this sexting. My ol' ticker may not be able to take any more!)


CALORIES -


TAGS: alter your clothes pinup humor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:01 pm

Thank you!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 1:06 pm
5 loins...girded


DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: built for one pinup humor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 12:38 pm

Oh, GaryO, that would mean splinters. That's never good.
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 8:51 am
perhaps (be still my heart) one in Braille (?) …..Oh, WOOF!
lgvernon - March 24, 2012, 5:30 pm

I tried to find a skylight for it~~just for you GaryO~~but they don't make them in bifocals. Sorry, buddy!~~
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:31 am
I was kinda kiddin’ about the sky light, but yeah, WOOF!


DOLPHINS -


TAGS: where the hell is 60 minutes when you need them
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:11 pm
Hey, I aim to displease. And sorry if I happened to trigger any sea mammal related flashbacks -- that too would have been intentional.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 7:01 pm
Man, Sean you really know how to spoil a guy's Easter. There I was enjoying a nice day reading poster comments and you just clammed up! What a kill-joy...or is it killjoy?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:39 pm
As for the "submersion" not so much. You see I had passed out drunk in the cheap seats at Sea World. And it had grown late. Everyone had gone ... That's it. I can't do this. Too painful.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
Oh the shame ....
Sean - August 12, 2010, 2:03 pm
I said DON'T ask.;
BrokenEye - August 12, 2010, 12:56 am
um. . .
Sean - February 24, 2010, 9:24 pm
If there's an aquatic loophole to be found in any given situation, Aggy's the wetback to call.
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:57 am
@Aggy...LMFAO *tears*
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:56 am
Only your finger?
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:55 am
5 poodles
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:54 am
My wife and I swam with those guys...that's the first thing they warn you about...that, and don't stick your finger in their blow hole.
[email protected] - February 20, 2010, 7:31 am
I saw zat on one of those x-treme camera footage shows. They don't know where are goods are @ but they'll drag U 2 the deep end & give it the old college try
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:09 am
they are sneaky f*ckers.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Say what, now? For real?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:04 am
The plot thickens.


PT BARNUM - was right


TAGS: a sucker born every minute
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:17 pm
nice one airman 5L's
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:58 am
I hear they have a sweet, crunchy taste.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:57 am
NO...no acid....not after the last time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
I barely own my car......I'm not likely to own a home any time soon......I do have an ant farm...
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
HA! moo does have a wild streak
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
my neighbours are Rocky and Bullwinkle and yogi bear.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
He was thinking heifer on acid.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Home Owners Association. What? I thought you Canuckians knew aboot these socialist organizations?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
HOA?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
I found the full size picture but ever since i seen that poster i cant think of anything else for it
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:49 am
Your HOA must love you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Canada....caption could be Way better though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
I don't have a lawn....so there!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
http://www.funlol.com/14653/Mexican_ghostbusters.html
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
Thanks! Viva la Revolution!!!!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
dont say that to loud. he'll poison your lawn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:45 am
At least until my coup against Aggy and the Mexican Mafia plays out.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
HA! congrats you creepy bastard lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
No PB....and I'm just an approval mod.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
What......No love for Mooooooooooooo.....alright then, I still love you.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
you didn't have to "clean up" any peanut butter to get that job did ya?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
When the 13th level of hell opened up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
a few hours ago. You want some of this bitch?....lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:40 am
It has never been proven that he made that quote...In fact,Michael Cassius McDonald is more likely to have coined the phrase.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:39 am
HOLY SHIT MOO+! when did you become a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:37 am
there's a sucker born every minute. PT Barnum quote.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:36 am
picture made me laugh but i dont understand the caption
Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I love it! 5L
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMAO! Amsome Airman. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 5:05 pm
BOOM!! 5 1/2 dollar lions!


BEAUTY -




LISTENING -


TAGS: benevolence pinup
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - April 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Poor Hilda. In a quandary. Maybe she needs help out of her quandary…even though it looks good on her. WOOF.


MARIJUANA - It's Harmless Really Unless You Fashion It Into A Club and Beat Somebody Over The Head With It




PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY -


TAGS: continuation poster
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 2:13 pm
pink is definetely a better color for pimpin' than the dark green they had on earlier....5L
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:53 am
ROR 5L!!


GUILTY -




HARK! THE PARKING METERS RING. - Naughty or Nice?


TAGS: 5 minutes
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 4:53 pm
The mayor here just upped meter prices...says it'll clear up parking spaces in downtown. WTF it will, but who will be able to afford to refill them? I really need to find out what glue he sniffs so I can ask Santa for some teehee


PIONEER WOMEN -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.53/5

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maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:20 am
Sad But True.


SEX AND CALORIES -


TAGS: sex humor vintage pinup
Rating: 4.43/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 10:28 am
Control, you may learn. Through the force, other things you'll see.


ONE MINUTE - Suddenly seems like so much more




CRUNCHY NOUGAT FILLING - Irresistible!




PHYSICS -


TAGS: vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 12:12 pm

That means you're utterly brilliant, Cynic~~
lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 12:12 pm

I was only teasing you, Sho!~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 2:48 am
Oh, my God. Both is occurring right before my eyes.
Sho - June 7, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh no no. I'm sorry if it came out in a grumpy way lol. Btw, luv the pic style. fav'd
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 11:06 pm

Well, I've been characterized as many things, but slow isn't one of them. I think you're just Grumpy (or maybe Sleepy, Sneezy, or Doc). You're lovable anyway.
Sho - June 6, 2013, 7:37 pm
The only reason people seem bright until they speak is not because light travels faster than sound. It's because you're slow
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 7:10 pm

Depends entirely on whether they're coming or going;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 6:30 pm
So seeing them is a good thing or a bad thing?
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:11 pm

Thanks, Cynic!~
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:11 pm

You're very observant!~
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:10 pm

(Actually, they're invisible. I was just testing you.)
GaryO - June 6, 2013, 3:10 pm
‘Sparklies’?…whew…..thought that was my brain
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:00 pm
Optimist's view: she wants me to retrieve it.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 1:49 pm

Thank you! I had fun making the sparklies~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
Ha! Nice.


INSTRUCTIONS - All Women should come with a complete set.




YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES ARE UP - Now gimme back my fifteen minutes which you stole long ago, you attention-wh*re




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 12:37 am
It's only awesome because it's true.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 1:59 am
nice...


AGE -


TAGS: groucho marx quotation pinup humor
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - April 8, 2012, 9:12 am
Hot floured buns! I’m willing to start a new Easter tradition. Sure am. WOOF!.....I’m out here darlin’


I FAILED MY DRIVERS' TEST -


TAGS: driving humor vintage pinup
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 5:18 pm

Thanks, Silver!~ I love these classy vintage pinups, myself. Envy on my part~~pure envy!~
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:39 pm

Those vintage pinups! Tasty! And good accompanying text on top of that. May the 5s be with you.


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.




LINUX - Sticking it to the man since 1970!


TAGS: linux computers os nerd geek
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Andrew Haddad

Epic Wins - October 3, 2008, 8:23 am
...this is just gay.
anony mouse - July 17, 2008, 10:05 pm
dude... linux was started in the 90's...


80% SMALLER 40% LIGHTER 200% KICKASS-ER - Introducing the new inuke nano! Which nuke are you?


TAGS: inuke
Rating: 2/5

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rerun - January 23, 2010, 12:07 pm

PM doc


REALITY -




OLD SCHOOL - Bringing sexy back? Hell it never left.


TAGS: old school pinup sexy
Rating: 4.78/5

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doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:03 pm
EXCELLENT choice as well!!
voodoo3535 - February 20, 2011, 1:51 pm
Thank you. The new models are nice but there is just something about a classic.
autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:43 am
Damn strait! Lets talk Marilyn M.! Tall, size 14 and still the hottest around! 5L's for bringing it back!


FRUITS OF LABOR -




LITE BEER -


TAGS: minutes away from going to the yoda voice
Rating: 4.48/5

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bangoskank - August 27, 2010, 8:33 am
at least the window ac unit will drown out their screams of ecstacy
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
This is hilarious!!!
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:22 pm
Oh yeah you can just set your purse down next to my Super Nintendo. Wow. 5.


PLEASE SEED! -




SO - When you get rejected, don't take it as an insult to your sense of humor, Just be funnier damnit!


TAGS: take a minute clear your head and think of what would make you laugh then change it
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 10:40 am
Ahhhhrrrrrrrgghhllllgg....thanks, that seems to have do it...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:17 am
Try Salt
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 10:14 am
@ iconoclast: Some would be amusing to see just to laugh at the fail...I do let some of those through...but one I saw yesterday still haunts me, eye bleach did not work.
[email protected] - March 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
Must noy anger the MODERATORS!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 8:55 pm
Here's one I rejected today: BOAH T-T-T-T-Tits! was the title and caption. It was a picture of some retards on chatroulette.
Iconoclast - March 30, 2010, 8:53 pm
Good poster. It would be interesting, however, to be able to see (occasionally) rejected posters, just so we could learn what triggers the trash disposal button.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:16 pm
Excellent. 5Ls.
Airman - March 30, 2010, 7:14 pm
5 shot down lions
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 6:49 pm
Thanks... (oh and the actual posters in the trash heap *snicker* are meant to be the "gems" in case you were wondering...)
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Haha, I suck.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
YAY R.S.Jake! 5L tears of joy.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:01 pm
This should have been rejected for "Not funny enough". ROR! j/k, nice way to bitch about the job Jake, i mean ummmmm... 5L


YEEEIKES!!!! - This hummer jummers Idol is set way too high!!!


TAGS: hey wait a minute that aint so bad
Rating: 3.71/5

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MO - October 1, 2009, 9:50 am
And I see you are still having trouble posting anything at all there wells. By the way, Hummer Jummer is spelled correct.....yeeesh!!!
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 7:41 am
She said as she slides off the wet seat
William - September 30, 2009, 7:32 am
Still having trouble spelling I see!
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 8:34 pm
It's refreshing to find a girl with a sensitive one.


LOVE -


TAGS: love ankles just a couple minutes more love
Rating: 3.69/5

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Chopperliscious - November 22, 2009, 4:41 am
Love is the blind faith you put into his promise that he'll only stick the head in ...
Narutarded - November 22, 2009, 3:57 am
Love means being able to read them like a book. Specifically "The Kama Sutra - Braille Edition".
RON - August 5, 2009, 5:50 pm
Thx Mr. Canada!
CANADA - August 5, 2009, 5:03 pm
your posters amaze me. 5lions


GREETING MOTIFAKERS...I'M SPARKY - Feasibly is filling my dog bowl now and this picture reminds me of a question.. Do adult stores sell inflatable legs?




LINUX FEET - 'cause everyone knows, Linux kicks ass!




EVIL - I like it.




FAIL - Microsoft Does It


TAGS: microsoft fail linux
Rating: 1.56/5

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ME - January 23, 2009, 4:51 am
Actualy the stupid users Fail , not the OS :) guess MS should make more IDIOT safe protocols imbeded in their products
God - June 13, 2008, 11:19 am
Booooooo. Fuck this poster sucks.


What? -


TAGS: just five more minutes max
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2014, 7:23 pm
It's amazing to me that my brain always decides it would rather have nicotine than stay warm. -33 this morning.
Greeny - March 2, 2014, 2:25 pm
I hate when it's cold out, it's tough to tell when to quit exhaling - 5 hack ptooeys


A TIGHT DRESS -




LISTEN, GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: relationship advice vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:05 am
And a few we wish were dead cuz they are soooo damn annoying. I'm talking 5L kind of annoying... ;)


NEVER TRY TO IMPRESS A WOMAN -


TAGS: vintage pinup with dog
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 3:22 pm

Quote by W. C. Fields
rerun - June 23, 2013, 1:38 pm

Man, that is the truth.


MORTALITY -


TAGS: pink pinup mortality humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:16 am
Oh WOOF! I’ll die slipping on my drool from watching a buxom aid bending over my bedpan….it’s a hope.


Christmas Traditions -




7 11 TO THE RESCUE - Yep...he's starting his Christmas Shopping.


TAGS: last minute gifts men shopping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:30 pm
Actually, I get it easy. I celebrate Christmas and Ukrainian Christmas. Those I couldn't get for in time for the 1st xmas, I make them wait til the 2nd one :). Thanks for the tip Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - December 23, 2012, 7:54 pm
There's an easier way to shop for Christmas presents- Use the January Sales when you can still remember what they wanted from the Christmas just gone!!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Be a hun and grab me a pack too. Seems I've been a little lazy this year with my shopping. Thanks for the L's!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:39 pm
So...whatchya doing here writing comments? Get goin' on that shopping teehee. Thanks for the votes.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 3:58 pm
‘Oh, thank heaven…….’ 5Looks down the miscellaneous aisle…..and thank heaven for the five pack
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 3:07 pm

I'm one of the better ones. I start my Xmas shopping on 12/23. 5 shoddily wrapped gifts.


NAUGHTY -


TAGS: pinup santa humor merry christmas
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 1:57 pm

Thank you, Mr. Rerun~~
rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:41 am

wonderful poster.
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 3:32 am
Card? I shoulda sent her my clinic bill. Merry Christmas, LG
lgvernon - December 25, 2013, 1:52 am

Same thing happened to my husbing...I really need to send that woman a thank you card. ;) Merry Christmas, Gary.
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 12:35 am
Well, I guess I wouldn’t know…’cept, on the other hand, I can say, an ol’ gal took ME where I’d never gone…..I was so young, and tender…..and sore
lgvernon - December 25, 2013, 12:12 am

Hmmm~~someone very near and dear to me tells me there's no greater pleasure than that derived from corrupting a good girl...
GaryO - December 24, 2013, 10:54 pm
‘Sometimes’??? I have yet to have a good time with a ‘good’ girl. Howeveh, I wouldn’t mind makin’ Mary, there…..’cause she looks gooood. And I’m rather drunk.


. . . NOT! -


TAGS: sayings cultures differences inuit eskimos
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:11 am
He s/be takin’ a dirt nap by now, but s’pose I could dig it up. Prolly still useable. Gotta be hard in places…..
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Umm, still got his number?
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 8:14 pm
Hey, I lived with an Inuit for a bit. He’d phukk a pile of rocks if it had a snake in it. Had to watch my own six on Wednesday and Thursday. By Friday we were both on the hunt.


"ALUMINUN" -




Amazing -




The Great Pumpkin -




WHAT I SAY -




And if you're in a crowd, you'll always have some clean air to breathe. -




SECRET TO SUCCESS -


TAGS: vintage nurse pinup success humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 10:07 pm

And it would take the undertaker half-a-day to get the smile off your face...
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:58 pm
If she was my doctor, she wouldn’t need a stethoscope, she could just watch it beat…for a while.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 9:37 pm

It's because your doctor's just lookin' out for your heart!~
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:24 pm
Why is it that I never get that babe when I go to the doctor, or even give blood…..I get Olga…guess I should just be glad she always has scrubs on….(shudder)
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 8:53 pm

Thank you, Icon!~
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 8:49 pm
I'd give you 5 pints for that ..... but I have to wait 8 weeks between pints.


LIVE AND LEARN -


TAGS: vintage pinup creditcard misunderstanding humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - June 17, 2013, 9:46 pm

LOL~~thanks, Bone!~
BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 9:33 pm
Ahhhh...if only my wife knew...5L


RAINBOWS -


TAGS: goethe 15minutes damned quadruple rainbow
Rating: 4.53/5

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scarr3d - March 4, 2011, 1:08 pm
i just wanna say that if u look hard enough u can see a second rainbow in the first pic...but i like the quadruple better
bassman007 - March 3, 2011, 6:51 pm
Does her rainbow end in a pot of gold?


NOTHING TO DO... -


TAGS: do nothing continuously terrible mariand
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - July 6, 2012, 1:42 am
Thinking without acting means nothing.
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:13 pm
It makes you think. Or it would, if thinking weren't doing something.


BLISSFUL FEELINGS - I could just lie here all day, watching the clouds drift by, but I really should get up and go inside before it rains. If my toes ever stop curling, that is.


TAGS: let me rest for a minute im feeling totally licked
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:14 am
while awesome, 10 years from now you'll be nudging her. I'm glad you had a good time, now go get me a sammich.
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I've lost track of how many times I put that look in Jess's eyes... And that's just this week!
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow. Deep and lucid. 5L


THOREAU -


TAGS: a real american idol not a conformist punk looking for his fifteen minutes
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:21 pm
I made this. I forgot to log in. I'm so used to not having to type my name when I upload.


YOU MEAN.... - If I can put it all back together in 5 minutes, I'll be your next apprentice. Gee...Thanks Mr. Trump !!




WORLD WAR II - And the legs that ended it.


TAGS: world war ii pinup grable
Rating: 2.73/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:05 am
Would that it were.


LIFE -




CHILDHOOD -




THE UGLY TRUTH -


TAGS: hate vintage pinup art humor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:39 pm
---wiping eyes from laughing---Ohhhhh IgV, that's hilarious!!!!! 5 little lions rolling around helpless with laughter!
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:44 pm

trust me...you can sell these. if i sold my crap...oh lord ...you can do well
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:44 pm

gorgeous vusally and hilarious. de-motivaional defined. my god lg, you've blown the doors off this site with your posts these last few days. i bow down.


Cowgirl logic -


TAGS: cowgirl pinup pun humor
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 12, 2017, 4:20 pm
Ahh ok I see. Thanks, guys! :D
lgvernon - January 12, 2017, 4:03 pm

This derives from the American Western Cowboy phrase, when herding cattle, which were often referred to as 'dogies'. Cowboys, as memorialized in song, often shouted, 'Git along, little dogies!' This pun is a play on words from that.
Reality Lord - January 12, 2017, 2:56 pm

a daschund is also known as a weiner dog. they tend to have long bodies. the popular version of this breed today is mini-daschund. you could describe it as "a long little doggie"
JesusWept - January 12, 2017, 1:47 pm
Ok, I give up. I don't get it :-o
concern3 - January 12, 2017, 7:27 am
Words, You gotta love this one. UP yours


Pins And Needles -




Linus on Hoarders -


TAGS: linus hoarders clean watch episodes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 3:27 pm
Those guys are baaaad! My house is so much cleaner after watching that show! LOL! At the same time, I hope at least some of them get the help they need! Excellent! Totally relatable! 5L


FIRE SAFETY TRAINING -


TAGS: wrong answer pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
Reminds me of a relative who was drafted; the drill sergeant asked, "What do you do when the enemy tosses a grenade into your foxhole?" My cousin replied, "I throw my buddy on it." They didn't allow him to go to Afghanistan, and sent him home.
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:54 am
I’d wait to be saved…lawdy, sumpm’s smolderin’ rat now (could be the sriracha)


OF COURSE I KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG! -




BJ's Buffet -




THREE-HOUR NAP -


TAGS: ditzy humor vintage pinup
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 9:59 pm

Silver, I just search for them on the web. I'm glad you like them!~
Silverheart - October 26, 2013, 8:40 pm

LG, I absolutely love these! Where do you get these great vintage pinup images?


I'M MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.89/5

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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:29 am

That's a parlor stove, not a cookstove. [smirk back]
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 9:18 am
At least she's in the Kitchen.. (smirk)


Apprehensive -




RODEO -




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